Re: Observations about Ohioans and the cold

[starbuckk@MAILROOM.COM]

The "anal" part is assuming they can never win..imagine how many
promises had to be kept that were never meant to be when the lights
finally went on at Wrigley Field ;)  (a little trivia for those that
have been around awhile)...

And on a more appropriate topic, is it possible there is a problem with
the list?  I posted a message yesterday that never made it, and in fact
never saw the interim message that Robert replied to.  Methinks
something might be fishy here...


-- Original Message As Follows --

Subject: Re: Observations about Ohioans and the cold
From: Robert Stojkovic <robert.stojkovic@IO-CONSULTING.COM>
To: SQR-USERS@list.iex.net
Date: Thu, 9 Dec 1999 07:11:03 -0800

Yes I think you are being to anal. We need a good laugh every once in a
while. I used to say the same thing about the RAMS.. The Ice age may be
coming.

Robert Stojkovic
robert.stojkovic@io-consulting .com
visit our website www.io-consulting.com <http://www.io-consulting.com>
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Discussion of SQR, Brio Technology's database reporting
language
> [mailto:SQR-USERS@list.iex.net]On Behalf Of Peter Clark
> Sent: Thursday, December 09, 1999 4:49 AM
> To: SQR-USERS@list.iex.net
> Subject: Re: Observations about Ohioans and the cold
>
>
> Joel,
>
> This message is inappropriate for three reasons:
> 1. The SQR users maillist is a technical maillist.
> 2. The joke is USA-centric, the maillist a global forum.
> 3. Old joke and not even original.
>
> List,
> Am I being too anal about this? (If so, I plead Y2k and not
> enough sleep <g>)
>
> >>> "J.A. Gorski" <j.gorski@NOTESMAIL2.CSUOHIO.EDU> 12/09/99 01:46am
>>>
> ---------------------- Forwarded by Joel Gorski/PPLSOFT/Staff/CSU on
> 12/09/99 12:36 AM ---------------------------
>
>
> Teo Feliciano <teodos@excite.com> on 12/08/99 10:43:55 PM
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> Subject:  Observations about Ohioans and the cold
>
>
>
>
>
>
> My daughter, Lucina, sent me this one.  Try and deny it.
> >  >
> >  >
> >  >  Ohio Temperature Conversion Chart
> >  >              60 above
> >  >                   South Carolinians wear coats, gloves and
woolly
> hats.
> >  >                   Ohio people sunbathe.
> >  >
> >  >              50 above
> >  >                   New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
> >  >                   Ohio people plant gardens.
> >  >
> >  >              40 above
> >  >                   Italian cars won't start.
> >  >                   Ohio people drive with the windows down.
> >  >
> >  >              32 above
> >  >                   Distilled water freezes.
> >  >                   Lake Erie's water gets thicker.
> >  >
> >  >              20 above
> >  >                   Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> >  >                   Ohio people have the last cook-out before it
gets
> cold.
> >  >
> >  >              15 above
> >  >                   New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> >  >                   Ohio people throw on a sweatshirt.
> >  >
> >  >              - 0 -
> >  >                   Californians fly away to Mexico.
> >  >                   Ohio people lick the flagpole.
> >  >
> >  >              20 below
> >  >                   People in Miami cease to exist.
> >  >                   Ohio people get out their winter coats.
> >  >
> >  >              40 below
> >  >                   Hollywood disintegrates.
> >  >                   Ohio's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door
to
> door.
> >  >
> >  >              60 below
> >  >                   Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
> >  >                   Ohio's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter
> Survival" classes
> >  until it gets cold enough.
> >  >
> >  >              80 below
> >  >                   Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
> >  >                   Ohio people rent some videos.
> >  >
> >  >              100 below
> >  >                   Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> >  >                   Ohio people get frustrated when they can't
thaw the
> keg.
> >  >
> >  >              297 below
> >  >                   Microbial life survives on dairy products.
> >  >                   Ohio cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
> >  >
> >  >              460 below
> >  >                   ALL atomic motion stops.
> >  >                   Ohio people start saying ... "Cold 'nuff for
you?"
> >  >
> >  >              500 below
> >  >                   Hell freezes over.
> >  >                   The Browns win the Super Bowl.
> >
> >
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