Screw Light Bulbs

[Arjan Hoornstra <ahoor@YAHOO.COM>]

Alright, I may seem a bit contradictive with my coming 1st remark,
but the huge amount of 'lightbulb' mails in my mailbox makes me wonder
some things.
Things, by the way, I do NOT want an answer on!!!

1. Why does everyone feel the need to reply to a post they do not like?
I had deleted the original msg as 'not interesting' but the amount of
follow up mails made me wonder about the original...

2. What's up with these lightbulbs? Why are they so important? Why do
so many amercans talk about them (or about the movement of chickens for
that matter)

3. What is H1B?

4. What is INS?

5. What's the sweat patrol shop?

6. What relevance has this post to non-americans?

Arjan



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> How many H1B's does it take to Screw in a light Bulb?
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> Answer: 20
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> Read On...
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> One to offer themselves at illegal below market rates.
>
> One to perform industrial espionage on light bulb design and
> fabrication.
>
> One to compose misleading project plans and resource allocations.
>
> One to provide fabricated false job history and experience for
> H1B IT workers.
>
> One to provide false certifications or other bull-sh*t re:
> H1B IT workers.
>
> One to SPAM the whole web marketing their offshore associates,
> bottom feeding and busting the IT marketplace.
>
> One to be online all the time sending corporate proprietary
> information back
> to the offshore 'Mother Company'
>
> One to provide pirated copies of software tools and products.
>
> One to look out for alert US Domestic IT employees or the boss!
>
> One to provide advise on cheating US Taxes
>
> One to hold the confiscated passports of H1B Slaves.
>
> One to 'front' for the group by submitting resumes of US
> domestic IT workers who will never really be assigned to
> the project.
>
> One to coach H1B's about how to lie and bullsh*t effectively with
> employers, the INS, merchants, and US Citizens.
>
> One to round up the neighbors unfortunate dogs and cats for the
> day's curry pot.
>
> One to write a project plan for ladder climbing and light bulb
> engagement.
>
> One to climb the labber and engage the light bulb.
>
> Four to turn the ladder.
>
> This wee bit of humor brought to you by the Sweat Shop Patrol
> to provide a little respite from the savage IT marketplace brought
> about by
> H1B fraud, spying, and other illegal activity.
>
> Please do your part by contacting your elected senators, the INS,
> and the IRS regarding the H1B raid on American IT jobs and US
> Corporate Information.
>
> The career you save may very well be your own.
>
> Fight the New World Order and the war on US IT workers!
>
> Very Truely Yours,
>
> Sweat Shop Patrol
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